The Monday Muse of 2010 Showdown! started off like gangbustaz last week! The race was neck y neck between Yatta! & Maxine Swaby. Who won? IIIIII'LL NEEEEVEEEER TEEEELLL (until the first week of Deciembre).
But enough looking into the past...we gotza pay attention to the RIGHT NOW! This week's Monday Muse gladiators both have one thing in common: They're both DERRRICOUS (?)! Popped cornz, candiez, hawt dawgz, ice pops, burnt whale blub. MMMMMM.
There is nuffin' I like more than sitting down for a high-budget thriller [IE I Know Who Killed Me starring La Lohan] with a nice steaming bowl of all of the treatz above and gaining 20 LBs. Actaully, by the end of that movie, my head was sooooo filled with
annoyed frustration and boredom the engaging plot twists and the gorg theatrical stylingz of the cast, that my head ESSSPLODED just like this week's whale!
It was quite a mess. But enough about me...it's time to soak-in, study and suit ourselvez up for the voting booth...GO GO GO!
The Monday Muse of March 2010: Movie Concessionz- eloquent etiquette teachers who bring the rock and/or roll [read as: violent threats] to the classroom
The Monday Muse of April 2010: The Exploding Whale - aerodynamic sea mammal who owns the night like the 4th of July
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! JUST SCROLL DOWN AND VOTE! HURRY! BEFORE THE JUNK FOOD APOCALYPSE COMES AND ENFLAMED WHALES START CRASHING ONTO OUR SKULLS!