Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Monday Muse of 2010 Showdown!


The Monday Muse of 2010 Showdown! started off like gangbustaz last week! The race was neck y neck between Yatta! & Maxine Swaby. Who won? IIIIII'LL NEEEEVEEEER TEEEELLL (until the first week of Deciembre).

But enough looking into the past...we gotza pay attention to the RIGHT NOW! This week's Monday Muse gladiators both have one thing in common: They're both DERRRICOUS (?)! Popped cornz, candiez, hawt dawgz, ice pops, burnt whale blub. MMMMMM.

There is nuffin' I like more than sitting down for a high-budget thriller [IE I Know Who Killed Me starring La Lohan] with a nice steaming bowl of all of the treatz above and gaining 20 LBs. Actaully, by the end of that movie, my head was sooooo filled with annoyed frustration and boredom the engaging plot twists and the gorg theatrical stylingz of the cast, that my head ESSSPLODED just like this week's whale!

It was quite a mess. But enough about me...it's time to soak-in, study and suit ourselvez up for the voting booth...GO GO GO!

Movie Concessionz vs. The Exploding Whale


The Monday Muse of March 2010: Movie Concessionz- eloquent etiquette teachers who bring the rock and/or roll [read as: violent threats] to the classroom



The Monday Muse of April 2010: The Exploding Whale - aerodynamic sea mammal who owns the night like the 4th of July



WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! JUST SCROLL DOWN AND VOTE! HURRY! BEFORE THE JUNK FOOD APOCALYPSE COMES AND ENFLAMED WHALES START CRASHING ONTO OUR SKULLS!


7 comments:

hoteltuesday said...

I vote for whale because if you forget my name, you will go astray, like a killer whale trapped in the BAYYYYYYYYY

Michelle M. said...

Movie Concessionz! They need to add a verse about cell phones.

adam said...

SEXPLODING WHALE!

Tam said...

Gum drop with a lip ring beats exploding whale any day.

john said...

I'm with the ladies on this one.

Naughty said...

Sweetie,

The whale and its attendant idiots still make me laugh. I gotta go whale all the way. "We're not exactly sure how much dynamite it's going to take . . . "

When in doubt, use a metric shit ton.

Anonymous said...

Both are good, but I gotta go with movie concessionz.

Love, mom