But oh shit...I can't get distracted. The real point of dis entry is to highlight the elegant and
Nexxx time you reek of tuna (you little lezzie!), just pay your brother $300 and he'll shat away all your problemaz. Remember, your family will only care about you if money is involved.
Nexxxt time some cheeky bitch tries to front on your shiz and force drugz down your gob, you look her right in her cabbage patch eyez, demand a trabajo de mano and force her to pose @ your command. Remember, you must take control of all situationz!
Nexxxt time you want to ruin your life and keep your unborn undeveloped mutant shrimp baby, Jiz will drop-kick some sense into your moronic head and will selflessly shove her finga up there and do you the favor. She's such a giver! Remember, having babiez is for artardz!
Jeebuz fucking Christ. I think I see a front-runner for the Monday Muse of July 2010...
(P to da S...kudoz to Cocky & Rude for first introducing me to the glittery wonder of Jizz. Sirs, I am in your debt. Sorry I burned your shit aaaaah!)