Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I just can't get her off mah mind!

I am going to slither out on a limb here and assume that none of you bloggy readerz watched Saturday Night Life last weekend. I didn't cuz it's not really funny anymo' and I alwayz have really edgy, exciting and adult adventuraz to go out on wiff my millionz of friendz [read as: spend 5+ horaz farting about on ManRoulette wiff Enrico].

Since I'm sure you all also had more crucial tingz to do, it's understandable why no one caught the two radtastic, rockstarathon performancez by my favo persona of the moment, Ke$ha. But just cuz SNL is Lame City U.S.A. nowadayz, doesn't excuse all you fuzzy little interwebbing loonz for missing out on her loco caliente performancez!

Check both of 'em out HERE.

Everyone in the mundo is of course bad-mouthing her and saying she was terrible, but they are obviously wrong. SHE WAS AMAZING! Her a capella, voice manipulations and laser lightshow esssplosionz made my heart go slingshotting up into the outer spacez of outer space! Dumbazzez online are saying that she copied Lady GaGogglez which I guess is illogically based around her kookmeister costumes.

If peepz are gonna say that Ke$ha is piggybacking Lady GooGooFartz then it might as well be said that BOTH of dem hoz are stealing Björk's schtick. For serial, Ms. Guðmundsdóttir has been wearing goofball costumez and making weirdo pop muzak since before those other two whippersnappaz could even tie their scrawny baby ankles up into their training-fuck-me-pumpz.

But I digress from the real point of this entry...EXPLOITING MY (anti)TALENTZ! Please enjoy the following video where I make Ke$ha seem like an actually decent singer by mah comparison.

16 comments:

Chris D. said...

Great video, as always.

There is a line in the song that really bothers me. All the song lyric sites seem to claim it is: "Do I make your heart beat like a native drum?". But there is NO WAY that is what she says!!! She is totally saying "NATO 8 Drum"! I thought she may have been referring to some sort of NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization) 8 drum grenade or missile launcher. No one seems to use the phrase "NATO 8 drum", so I don't know what she means. What do you think she means?

Dave2 said...

I like her music well enough, but the lyrics are just beyond inexplicable. Why does she look for her boyfriend in back alleys? Is he her pimp? What does feeling like P. Diddy feel like? Why would she brush her teeth with Jack Daniels unless she wants to give people the impression she's a drunken whore? Has she SEEN a picture of Mick Jagger lately? GAH! I don't get it.

that's J-O-S-H said...

Chris: She is saying "808 Drum" in reference to a specific kind of percussion machine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_TR-808

Dave2: a) Considering the metaphor relation she is making between love & drugs, it's a reference to the back alley drug deal, or in this song, love deal. b) The P. Diddy line was inspired by a time when she woke up in Hollywood surrounded by all of her supa hawt model friends. She thought to herself, "wow...this must be what it's like to be a famous rapper...aka P. Diddy." c) She OWNS the fact that she is a goofball trashster, so therefore, the bottle of Jack Daniels line as well as the reference to Mick Jagger is SUPPOSED to be an exaggeration and/or parody about her lifestyle.

Chris D. said...

Josh: OMG! You are a genius! I know what an 808 Drum is (thanks to one of Enrico's posts, I think), but the idea that she was saying "808 Drum" never even occurred to me. That makes sense. Thank you for resolving my bit of Ke$ha confusion. Reading your blog makes me smarter. :) I still wonder why the lyric sites say "native drum".

john said...

I like her music quite a bit and I have to say, her performances weren't bad. I always get a little concerned when new artists play live as I wonder how much they are produced.

I don't really see anything Gaga about these performances either.

Tam said...

Another fun video. I adore Chris' concept of the NATO 8 grenade launcher. Much more dramatic and impressive than a silly drum machine. "I love you so much I'll blow up Srebrenica for you baby." THAT's romance.

Ryan said...

I didn't like her live performances. Something about the way she was singing was grating to me. However, I did like what I heard during her duet with Josh.

adam said...

really liked her costumes and performances ... i always watch snl cuz i'm sad, lonely and friendless! :-D

naughty said...

Sweetie,

You're adorable, as usual.

But I'm old and don't really know who this Ke$ha is. Nevertheless, I enjoyed your duet. And I always feel like I'm back in the trusty Loyale when you do Road Idol.

Michelle M. said...

I saw this episode of SNL, too. But not because I'm sad, lonely and friendless like Adam.
I don't think she's copying the Gaga at all. Missy Elliot, Grace Jones and many other artists (hello Elton John's duck costume) have worn outlandish outfits. It's all in fun and people need to relax and enjoy the show.

So where's your kooky outfit Jo$h?

that's J-O-S-H said...

John: I thought she proved herself to be a legit performer! She didn't lipsynch and it was fun to watch and not just her blah blah blahing up there like a lumpasaurus [read as: Hilary Duff]!

Ryan: Everythang is always a tad better [read as: blood-curdling] wiff a lil Josh mixxxed in!

Adam: Well, if you moved to Hopewell wiff me then we could have movie nights all the time and go to New Hope and hate on all the desperato gayz together!

Butternut: Clint appreciates your appreciation! And see how educational mah blog is?! You're learning about new musica all the time from me! (when do I start getting paid a professor's salary for all dis pop culture knowledge I keep belching out on top of you folkz?!)

Michelle: You want kooky-looking Josh? Check me out the morning after partying in Nueva Nueva. Me slothing outta bed, hungova and still partially dressed from the night before [feat. vom, sangre y boozy remains staining my face] is not a pretty sight. I look like a complete mess aka what Ke$ha looks like on a daily basis!

Mel said...

Saturday Night What? I don't even know what that is anymore.

I think I speak for everyone, though, when I say we really need a video of Josh painted up wiff glow-in-the-dark markers and dead birds glued to his shoulders.

madtexter ☺☺☺☺☺☺ (corey james) said...

Fab performance Jo$h. I can see it now, the single due out from Ke$ha will feature Jo$h. Can't wait.

And yes, there must ALWAYS be snaps!

BTW, I haven't seen SNL in months because it IS boring. But can't wait until May 8th when Betty White hosts the show!

Polt said...

Frankly, I'm just amazed to hear you use the word whipersnapper. :) I woulda expected some Spanish/Joshspeak kinda compilation/mashup. :)

HUGS...

Amy said...

How do you drive whilst doing these performances? I've driven behind you and you already go like, 20mph in any speed limit. I bet there are tons of cars passing you and seeing you singing into your passenger seat all pissssed. Don't worry I looooves it though

Anonymous said...

Way before you wonder what is a NATO 8 drum. Actually it could be Yamato 8 drum.