I haven't done a Q+A! entry in quite a long while and I am so utterly sowwy that you folkz have had to wait this long for another. I mean, you probz have so many great tingz to share about yourselves that I am sure you'd lurrrve for me to know. Oh well, I'm sure you survived.
Anywayz...I don't get to watching the televisor too much nowadays. What wiff not having cable, all I really set aside time for is American Idol [aka the blood in mah veinz] that I partake of whenever
But when I was much younger, I was quite the TV nerd festival. It's utterly a miracle that mis ojos haven't dried up and blown away like dust in da wind, considering the horaz I spent staring blankly into the boobtuberz. Cuz let's be serial, why live when TV can live for you?! Exercising? Nah, I got Baywatch. Making friends? No way, I have Saved By the Bell. Going shopping? Supermarket Sweep, bitchez! Exploring mah sexxxy regionz? Undressed, anyone?! All I ever needed in life I could easily find in that demon box. It wasn't until I got older that I realized what a timesuck TV can be, but before I grew up [read as: got real people resonsibilities...ugh, SICK!], I was also quite dedicated to the mundo of animation, which is why this installment of Q+A! asks...
What Were Your Favorite Childhood Cartoonz?
For mah generation, I feel like there were two kinds of chilledwrenz One group of kidz lurrrved Disney while the other lurrrved Nickelodeon. And since I wasn't a wuss brigade, I obviously partook of the latter. And it was on this glorious channel that I discovered a whole clusterfuzz of characters (tagged the Nicktoonz) that would soon become my most loyal [read as: only] group of amigoz. But let me share wiff you folkz how I remember my favo 'toonz. During my final Sunday double @ the restaurant last month, I got bored waiting for peepz to order, so I drew some of my favorite Nick stars. Letz see how accurately I recalled their appearancez [aka we already know it's gonna be pitiful]...
This show was about some slightly manic depressed loser nerd festival [read as: foreva virgin] named Doug who no one liked and who looked like a lop-sided nutbag.
This show was about a bunch of lil tart babiez that somehow could speak to one another while going on unrealistic adventures where they were completely under-supervised by their obliviouz parental units.
Ren & Stimpy
This show stars a chiuahuahuahua that looked like a mosquito and a cat that looked like a pillow. It was also the source of all of mah twizzzted, vile and inappropriate sensez of humor growing up.
Rocko's Modern Life
This show was about a
kangaroo wallaby that had a mentally challenged dawg. He also had a morbidly obese cow friend [no, not Roseanne] who was the greatest fictitious character ever created. Sorry, Holden Caufield.
Aaahh!!! Real Monsters
This show was about a bunch of phallic/unhygienic creatures that ate bugs and tried to scare everyone in the world. Oblina [aka the B&W-striped candy cane wiff googly eyes and whore lips] was mah childhood hero.
So what about you folkz?! What was your absolutely favo fantastico animated cartoon when you were a wee little gringo/a?!