Monday, December 7, 2009

the Monday Muse of 2009!


Dun dun dun! You can finally stop holding ur brefz, cuz round tres of the Monday Muse of 2009 Showdown is ova! While Chicken TV Dinner Factory & Pickle Surprise were gnawing @ each other's taintz, Steven the Beautiful was able to sneak on by and snag the nomination for the upcoming finalist race! You all tried to excuse his beauty, but ultimately you were unable to resist him & his crater face. Good jerb, Steven and try not to get sent back to Arizzzona just yet.

So now here are this week's artardz competitors. Study them vigorously & pick da one that speaks to you the most! Who inspirez you?! Who shall become the 2010 Jeebuz of Josh Is Trashy?!




King Curtis - Child tyrant prodigy who demands ur respect! Follow the rules of Team Having Fun (he's the leader!) and no one getz hurt [read as: no one gets sassy sticky notes].

Nannerpuss - He's reinventing breakfast! And guess what...he likez panca...::apocalypse::

Mariah Carey Wannabeez - A duo of unbelievable talent! Mariah better hope she getz an Oscar for Precious so she can start a serial acting career. Wiff deez two beautiez tulibudibudouchooing all ova da place, MC is for def def defferz gonna lose her pop princess crown.

Sharks - They gonna eat the shit outta ur livez! Whether you're in the ocean, up in the sky or are Samuel L. Jackson, you're a goner! YAY!


Come on folkz...who deserves a spot in the top 5 Monday Muses of the year?!


16 comments:

Michelle M. said...

Nannerpuss.

I can't believe pickle surprise didn't win.

Dave2 said...

SHARK!! SHARK EXTREME, BABY!

Ryan said...

Nannerpuss. Why did I laugh so hard as I watch the nannerpuss scream in agony? I am a bad, bad person.

Mel said...

Mega Shark almost got me, but I had to go with the Mariah Wannabeez. Ken Leeeeeee tulibudibudouchoooo!

hoteltuesday said...

Ugh sick! I'm soooo glad that Steven won!!!

Polt said...

Okay, this is my thinking:

I LOVE Nannerpuss, but it's too short. I wanted about a minute and half of nannerpuss. Sharks freak me the hell out, and Curtis, well, he seriously needs to have a run in with Megloshark in a airplane, or whatever the hell that was.

So that left the...'singers'. And watching them again, I laughed until I cried. Possibly woke up the neighbors with my laughter, I don't know. So they got my vote this week.

Although I really wanted to vote for Nannerpuss, honestly.

HUGS...

Tam said...

Yay Steven. Nannerpuss got my vote.

Word veri: Coorcorak - Def: What the Nannerpuss video was. "Nannerpuss is coocorak Dude."

Laura said...

While Wife Swap is probably the greatest show on television ever... but I'm gonna have to go with the MC wannabes

What was that language?

English (duh. betch quit questionin' ma authoritay and fix up dem brows.)

David said...

This has been the toughest one so far for me, but after careful consideration (aka the level of superiority I felt while watching vs. sheer entertainment value) I had to go with the Mariah Carey gang. Sharks were a very close second, but really, you can't do better than "Ken Leeeeeee!!!"

john said...

Nannerpuss! FTW!

Milo said...

Voted shark.

Craig said...

King Curtis! Cause that's how we do it in my family!

goblinbox said...

Your phrase "gnawing @ each other's taintz" ALMOST FUCKING KILLED ME. Can't you see I'm drinking tea here? Huh? *falls over giggling*

Laurie said...

Ohh they're all so GOOD ...great acting, nice children, beautiful singing, appetizing food. Why'd you have to make it so tough Josh?

I guess I'm gonna have to go with the amazing stylings of KEN ...LEEEEEE....yon sorra shooo, yes ee shooo, ooooooo!!!!!

Cuz it made me cry and pee my pants at the same time and nothing's ever done to me before ...so moving.

that's J-O-S-H said...

Best partz from each one:

"I want mah bacon. Hey, I need to tell you sumfing. Bacon is good for me!"

::ATOMIC BOMB::


"If you run your mother break a bottle sicker run day boo, I will hunt you down."

"What?!" ::watchez guy get swallowed whole:: "Oh mah GaWd! NoOoO!"

Ray Avito said...

The sharks!! So much cheesy goodness! Did I get the phrase "Oy los quesos!" from this blog? Yes, sharks get my vote.

Curtis needs to go and break off a switch *southern phrasing*...