Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Get ur hair did!


These always seem to be cop-out postz, but I can't help but share wiff all u folkz whenever I get my hairz cut. I know it's vain & only matterz to my own selfish azz, but whatevz!

When I was in high school, my hairz were mad long (serial...like shoulder-length). I went through college and experimented wiff several stylez (aka all variationz of the emo look). Mah post-collegiate ideaz of sexxxy hair weren't much better. I went through a phase where "hawt hair" = "slathering as much gel and mousse and putty onto my scalp as possible before driving with the windows down in my car." I looked like an electrified goose's ass.

Then, starting wiff my first hair cuttery post back in May, I realized that I look the most human when I just have a short little crop that I delicately massage wiff ONE kinda product. That's why today I farted mah rump on ova to SuperCuts (Don't knock it! It's cheap and the hairstylists lurrrrrve to gozzip!) and forked ova $14 buckaroonz and had a glorious makeover [not feat. Christina Aguilera]. So here we are bloggy fellowz y chicaz...the unexciting unveiling of mah new haircut doooo!

Here are my BEFORE glamor shotz...



And here are mah sexxxy (?) AFTER centerfold pix...



23 comments:

Michelle M. said...

As Polt would say - Messsmerizzzing.
I could watch you make faces for probably about an hour or so.

I like your new do, but think you look just as cute in the before photo.

Ryan said...

I love short hair. I remember once having to do a mental reboot after seeing how hot a friend was without a 'fro.

Dave2 said...

Ooh! Josh is a little less trashy now...

Mel said...

Dead sexxxy, of course.

I've done the SuperCuts thing, but my beef with our local one is that you never know who you're gonna get and if they're any good. So between that and not being able to afford fancy salons, I've been doing my own for a while now. No big disasters yet.

Jere Keys said...

I see you're sporting some face fuzz, too. Cute.

Tam said...

Ooooh, I like it short and spikey, makes me want to rub your head, your hair, you know. You look 'dorable.

Adam said...

look'n good! I know exactly where u went (I shop @ that Stop&Shop all the time) ... I could totally stalk you! I got my hair cut on monday, but since I never post to my blog anymore, no one will ever know!

UPERSEYS = the opposite of DOWNERSEYS, duh.

Polt said...

Despite my well-known penchant for longish hair on a guy, I gotta say, you look much cuter with the short do. And the facial fuzz works well too. Sexxxyskaterz! :)

HUGS...

hoteltuesday said...

Don't hate me, but I HATE HATE HATE "Make Over"!! TERRIBLE!
Nah, but seriously, I like you better with longer hair. Not shoulder-length, but a little more than you have now. The little bang thingy sticking out is so 90s E>

john said...

Wow, somebody sounds a little jellerz to me....

I never really thought the long hair looked bad, but in this case, I do think less is more. The second and last pictures on the after shot kill me.

emcitychris said...

Before was good, after is much better.

arturo said...

I think you're pretty cute regardless of hair length :-)

that's J-O-S-H said...

Michelle: i'd LET you stare @ mah puss all da live long day, if you were so inclined [read as: crazyskatez].

Ryan: that's one of the reasons i didn't go to mah five year. While i assume everyone but myself and my friends got uglier after high school, i secretly fear that everyone actually just got real hawt and my head would shoot itself outta jellerz.

Dave2: i might seem less trashy on the outside, but don't judge a blogger by his haircut.

Mel: i tried to cut mah own hairz once [aka snipped off my cowlick] but i got so sorely berated by mis padres that i've never dared it again...even now that i don't live wiff dem!

Jere: "face fuzz" = "i'm a slothy bitch that HATEZ shaving more than anything else in the world, save GLAMBERPUSS & mushroomz"

Tam: a compliment from you is the single best way to start the day. Fuck breakfast.

Adam: stalk me if you like, but be warned that if we run into each other in the supamercado, i expect you to pay for my groceriez.

Polt: when i had real longish hair in hiiiigh school, i looked like a mental case [aka gollum].

E. Copterz: i hate "make over" so much that when i ripped "stripped [not feat. Demerz]" onto my computer, i purposely left off that terrible artard of a track.

John: i hope you don't die cuz of me!!!! I'd have such manslaughter-induced anxiety!!!!!!!

emCity: i agree. I saw myself in a [snow-covered hill] bus' windows as it drove by yesterday and i was all like "shit! I look like a REAL person."

Arturo: flattery is nice, but i am aware i look monstrous wiff too much pelo en mi cabeza!

Polt said...

"when i had real longish hair in hiiiigh school, i looked like a mental case [aka gollum]."

So, you're saying in high school, you looked preccccccious? :)

HUGS...

David said...

You KNOW I liked the haircut.

Word verification: misingu

Believe it.

Nathan V said...

Josh is awesome/has too much time on his hands.

Craig said...

Didn't that crazy blogger who linked to you a few weeks ago make fun of us for throwing ourselves at you? Oh well, cute haircut!

that's J-O-S-H said...

polt: i WISH mo'nique would be mah mom. And i'd lurrrve to be a golden globe (and potential oscar) nominee!

David: you made that up!

Nathan: right? I'm such a slacker...i need to go back to working seven days a week instead of the pitiful six days a week i work currently. I guess i'm just a huge lazzzy bonezzz wiff too much tiempo libre.

Craig: hey when someone looks good, they look good. Can't deny it. ::feelz bad and then gobblez humble pie::

David said...

I totally did not make up that word verification. Swear to God.

BOSSY said...

Just as fresh as can be.

Anonymous said...

Love it Josh, very hot...and I must say, I love how you synchronized your wonderfully animated facial expressions!

Peace out,
Cindy

Laurie said...

A guy with a new haircut gets a Get Out Of Jail Free card from me. You suddenly look so sweet and vulnerable, you couldn't possibly be the azzhole I thought you were! (not you though--azzhole part)(yes you--still get out of jail free)

LOVE the new look Joshy.

word verification=turti(!!!)

Milo said...

With the longer hair you look like the archetypal student.

With the shorter hair you look like a young man about town.