Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Tanxgiverz Day!


Hey bloggy peepz! Just wanted to wish all you hoz a derriciouzly festive holiday! Make sure you eat to the point of vomming (followed by vomming, you gotza keep the LBz down!) and give tanx to all da tingz that are important to you [I.E. Josh Is Trashy].

If you're like me, you're watchin' some boring-azz high school orchestras toot about while no-name pop wannabeez lipsynch and awkwardly dance on hideous floats during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade . I'm holding a mug o' coffee in one hand with a hard cider in the other, I'm a desperate lush rockstar! Ah shit! They just announced Katharine McPhee comin' up after the commercial break! I gotta go & get mah booin' & growlin' voice ready! Have a great holiday folkz! LOVEZ YOU ALL TO ITTY BITTY REESES PIECES!

18 comments:

Tam said...

Have a great Thanksgiving Josh. Enjoy your turkey.

Justin said...

Happy Thanksgiving!!! FYI -- hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps works, too ;-)

john said...

Happy Thanksgiving Josh! And to all the other Trashites that visit here!

Jere Keys said...

Did you see me on TV? Happy Thanksgiving.

Michelle M. said...

Have a fantastic day Josh! Thanks for being so damn hysterical.

Mel said...

The damn parade would cut into my sleep time, and only a sick husband or beasties are allowed to do that. Have a wonderful day of overeating, don't vomz too much, and spare a thought for me slaving away for The Man tonight.

callonmevalerie said...

I woke up and it was over. I don't know how I woke up when it was over, considering I sleep in the living room where the TV was blasting and my parents were talking loudly (because they get up at 7 am and think I'm a lazy asshole . . . which is true).

I'm trying to set the table and Paula keeps yelling at me for setting it "too early". WTF?! How the fuck can you set a table "too early"? I understand cooking food too early, BUT I'M PUTTING NAPKINS AND SILVERWARE ON A TABLE.

Happy tanxgiverz, Page family! (AKA Page/Elley/Holcombe)

(Word verification - midsmit. I thought it said "midswift" for a second and was gonna yell MONOLOGUE SONG (LA LA LA)?!)

hoteltuesday said...

Did you watch Syesha and those other poserz perform a song from Dreamgirls. Why won't someone buy me a ticket to that show?!?!

Laurie said...

I haven't actually SEEN the parade since I became an adult and have had to cook all Tanx-day morning! But I HEARD it today and stole quick glimpses. It's goofy but comforting. Saw Carly Simon singing with the Care Bears & I thought Shrek was cool. Made me want to go see Shrek on Broadway ....is it on Broadway?

I'm an idiot about New York so you have to treat me like a remedial student in NY class.

But listen-up to this! My friend just came back from NY and she saw "Memphis" (play in NY, not city in TN) and IT CHANGED HER LIFE!!!!!! I trust this girl--now I totally want to go see it. Anybody reading this, if you live there or near there ......go see "Memphis"!!!!

Happy Tanx-day Josh! Hope you got your strawberry-rhubarb pie!!

Laurie said...

Oh forgot ...totally love your "collage" today! Way to be festive and make a political statement Josh.

Polt said...

I don't like Reese's pieces. Can't you lovez me to itty bitty peanut butter cups?

Hope your t-day was full of fun and voms (well, not really vomming, which would kinda suck, but you know what I mean!)

HUGS...

Ray Avito said...

The picture is too classic. Katherine McPhee? Who snatched her back into relevancy?

David said...

Josh Vincit Omnia. Happy Thanksgiving!

Laura said...

Katharine McPhee is blonde and married? maybe? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? also DRUNK DRIVING A LA MARIO KART TOMORROW

psycated "I'm super psycated we're not monsters"

Chris D. said...

I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. I was sick, so my Thanksgiving festivities got a slightly later start. The only TV I watched was Cool Tools on the DIY channel. It was a nice low-key day.

that's J-O-S-H said...

Tanx para all the complimentz folkz. It's peepz like you that make writing this blog so much fun. I <3456 you all!

Dave2 said...

Now I want Reeses Pieces.

goblinbox said...

I totally watched the Macy's parade, well the end of it, really, and was all bummed out that Santa screwed up with his lipsycing, and I missed the REAL Kermit the Frog, and I looked for Jere but totally didn't see him.

In your picture, you really are standing on a turkey.

I was sick so I stayed home and nuked leftover curry while the rest of my family feasted elsewhere together.

Happy Thanksgiving.