Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Clean & [not] Talented

My clothes dryer en mis casa doesn't work. At the beginning of the summer, when one of mah housematez attempted to dry a load of sockz, the machine started spurting flamez outta its ass and nearly burned our livez to the ground. It wasn't a biggie deal though. It was nice outside most of the time and our backyard was secluded enough to allow for us to safely and discreetly hang our ropa out to dry.

But now as the seasonz are a-changin', the weather has decided to make my life more difficult and require me to trek up the road into town to use the communal laundromat. There are prox 15 washers there, though only 5 of them work. And I wouldn't mind the trip if the washing establishment had some sort of wireless Internet capability so I could look up porn charitable foundations to donate to while I wait for my clothes to stop being dirrty/wet, but alas it does not. There is however a convenience store in the same strip mall where I oft go to purchase stale cheese danishes and pork roll sammichez. Derrriciouz!

Anywayz, the real point of this entry was just to share with you bloggy viewerz two music vidz I recorded while heading to and from the laundromat last week. Enjoy! God bless your earz!

Journey Glee Cast - "Don't Stop Believin'"

Miley Cyrus - "Party In the U.S.A."


vuboq said...

Lurrrrrrrve it.

Although I hated going to the laundromat, there was the added bonus of doing 5 loads of laundry all at once rather than one at a time.


hoteltuesday said...

Why wasn't "From the Bottom of my Broken Heart" on?!?!

Chris D. said...

Sorry to hear about the dryer. You may want to encourage your landlord to see if the dryer can be fixed. Perhaps it just needs a new drive belt or a duct cleaning, which may not be that expensive. Even a new unit would only be a few hundred dollars. If he has enough tenants that may be cost effective.

Good job on the songs. I enjoy your singing.

callonmevalerie said...

Holy shit. I just died (in your arms tonight) at the pop up Britney songs, like literally, I'm dead . . . THEN I NOTICED THAT (YOU DRIVE ME) CRAZY WOULD NOT BE A BRITNEY SONG THAT WAS ON THE RADIO. HATEZ YOU. One of Miley's potential favorite tunes would've been (You Drive Me) Crazy (Stop Remix) . . . you retard.

Jere Keys said...

Stale cheese danishes are so bad for me, but I lurve them.

john said...

All the Britney songs killed me! That and jerking off your arm. I also have to admit, I'm kind of glad you and I don't drive in the same city.

Tam said...

But in porn (or laundry detergent ads) there are always cute boys you can pick up at the laundromat. You're there, so you must be the cute boy. Has anyone tried to pick you up yet? Maybe that flaming dryer will lead to true love.

When my dryer starts it lets out a screech for about 5 min. that I'm pretty sure sends dogs in the entire neighborhood into seizures. I've had the landlord out 4 times and they keep saying it's fixed. Right. I guess I'll wait until flames start shooting out now.

David said...

Party in the SNJ! (I already explained to you what that stands for, right?)

hoteltuesday said...

"When my dryer starts it lets out a screech for about 5 min. that I'm pretty sure sends dogs in the entire neighborhood into seizures."

Michelle M. said...

Yay! Two songs I love. I like the A ha "Take on Me" black and white vibe. The fact that your car seems to be on autopilot from about 2:38 to 2:58 makes me agree with john.

As soon as you get rich and famous you'll never have to deal with laundry again.

that's J-O-S-H said...

VUBOX: True, but there is also the downside of collecting five loadz of smelly laundriez on mah bedroom floor. Sick!

E.Copterz: Cuz clearly the DJ has little appreciation for late 90s cheesefest balladz wiff videos taken on the Dawson's Creek set.

Chris D: I would moan, scream, vom, cry, defecate to/on/about my landlord, but he's a good friend/roommate of mine that charges me much less for rent that I should be paying...so I let it slide. Oh, and I steal his eggz from the fridge. I tink that balancez it all out.

Valerie: We already texted about this. I hope I taught you a sassy lesson via messaging (feat. instead of doing actual work).

Jere: Crusty custard innardz = alwayz a good time!

John: To quote Doubt in regards to mah driving: "You haven't the slightest proof of anything!"

Tam: Now that you mention it, this one older dood "accidentally" paid for an extra dryer and he offered it to me. I guess I'll have to get out mah finest girdle and try and woo him this upcoming monday!

David: Yes dear. You're so clever! :D

Michelle: I knew there was a reason I dreamed about you as a beautiful angel from heaven...it's cuz you flatter me with fancies of mah upcoming fame (feat. fortune)!

Sharon Tharp said...

haha i love you. are those leopard print pants? um, amazing.

ps. <333 glee.

BOSSY said...

Josh: will you marry Bossy? You had her at the Hollywood Sign.