Firstly, I HATE breakfast. Wafflez, pancakez, french toast...VOMZ! Having too much sweetness en la mañana makes me want to die. Other mornin' type delicaciez like eggz, cereal and pork roll (one of my favo tings en the entire mundo!) I lurrrrrve, but will only have after noon. For some reason, eating before then makes me hate myself and feel sick. Whatevz! I personally tink it is mah body's ingrained attempt at keeping me pleasantly
thin emaciated. However! Denny's has tried to toy with mi corazon by creating a breakfast soooo irresistible that I just might have to break my eating routine. They have created the world's greatest fruit-based being [sorry Richard Simmonz] and put his sexxxy ass on top of a stack of otherwise disgusting pancakez! Try not to drool all over tu computadora!
Wait...whhaaaaaaaaaat?! Twas all a filthy bastard lie?! GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST?!? Ew! I'm gonna beef everywhere! Ug! NannerPuss is the only kind of breakfast that I would ever eat...poppy music theme song and puppetry! That's how I want to start my morningz. Apparently I'm not the only artard in the world that wantz to be in a bestiality relationshit with Mr. Puss! There are prox a million remixez and reduxez on the interwebz that people have done to honor this breakfast deity:
Coolest. Baby. Ever.
Demonic Dance Remix!
The Assassination of NannerPuss [aka the worst day of mah life]