Friday, July 31, 2009

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I guess I still need a boost of self-importance! Since I'm a vain little cholito I decided to record mahself singing screeching like a murder victim as I drove to and from the bank today. I needed to dump all my coinz into that Penny Arcade slut. Damn, am I the only one who wantz to kick that little pig-tailed bitch in the face?! I know how to shove my coinz into the machine and duh I'm gonna take my receipt to the teller! Geebz! I plow that ho with my hot silver every other week...she should remember me by now! Anyway, here are two videoz of me singing and pretending that a) I'm famous, and b) people want to hear me sing.


Fleetwood Mac - "Go Your Own Way"






Megan Joy - "Rockin' Robin"



Why yes Paula, I can sing the phonebook!


15 comments:

belay said...

I want to see a car video of you (duet w/ Brian) doing I Will Always Love You (feat. falsetto high note) (2004 High School Memories Redux).

Jere Keys said...

More famous pop stars should sing with lollipops in hand.

Anonymous said...

Fleetwood Mac rocks, especially this one, the ultimate frustrated with love (or lack of) song! Good choice; love the little throat growl thing you did near the end. I have been guilty of singing this one too with only my car as my companion!:-). Rockin Robin, and oldy but goody!

-Cindy

Chris D. said...

Good job! Thanks for sharing that with us. Have a good weekend.

Ryan said...

I haven't heard Rockin' Robin in forever!

john said...

The "Go Your Own Way" video was good. I love the song and I think you did a good job with it. The "Rockin' Robin" one was a little show tuney for me, but my voice is so bad I don't sing alone in the car.

Oh, and the lollipop. Totz smexy.

Tam said...

You are adorable. The lollypop was what put it over the edge from cheezy to freaking amazing. :-) Fame will chase you soon. I'm certain of it.

Polt said...

All I can say is I have never seen Lindsey Buckingham sing that while sucking on a lollipop...that takes true skill, Sassy punkin.

HUGS...

Polt said...

Oh, one more thing, it may just be me, but does New Jersey even believe in stop signs or stop lights? Or are you so wrapped up in the your singing and your forthcoming rockstar awesomeness you just ignore them? :)

HUGS...

Anonymous said...

Mom and Dad loved the singing...Dad quote "He's my son!"

-Cindy

that's J-O-S-H said...

Belay: Durhzzzz dat single is gonna go gold.

Jere: Hear that pop starz? Follow trailblazerz like Mika and I to lollipop sucking victory.

Cindy: We should do a Fleetwood Mac automobile in transit duet!

Chris: U. R. Welcomez.

Ryan: Well, now you have! And a mediocre version @ that! Yay!

John: The green sucker stealz da show from mah vocalz.

Tam: And I'm takin' you right to the top with me, little dahlin'.

Polt: I ignored/broke at least 5 traffic lawz. Whatevz! Stardom cannot be inhibited by road safety!

Cindy: I learned everyting I know from him! :)

Michelle M. said...

How fun! I love your car videos, I hope we get to see more. Maybe you could take requests?

Milo said...

Oh, liked it! I do like a good Fleetwood Mac tune too.

You've got a good voice, quite gravelly, reminds me of the lead singer of Placebo (whose name I forget, Brian something).

Anonymous said...

Fleetwood Mac car duo! Sounds great, especially with the car windows totally down!

-Cindy

Melody, Destroyer of Dreams said...

Nicely done...