Tuesday, July 28, 2009

My Crib!

So since I am the most important person in everyone's vida, I thought it would be incredibly gracious and sexxxy of me to give all you silly choloz a little tour of mah crib. In an attempt to get you to know me better (and have you love me for my eccentricitiez and adorable quirks), I have created a poorly-made slideshow tour of my house decked out with funny captionz and unfitting spook music! Enjoy me and mah personal belongingz! Ew...not those belongingz, you perverto! [that's for anotha post]


[P to da S: The slideshow actually is artarded and suckz a lot. I would fix it...but...too...tirez! Eyez...can't stare...@...screen anymo!]


15 comments:

Chris D. said...

Nice place! I like the woodsy country feel of it. The lake is cool, but it looks a bit muddy. Was the photo taken after a heavy rain? Have you ever gone swimming in it? Do you have to mow the grass and rake the leaves, or does someone else get to do that?

I still have all my books boxed up. I need to work on getting some bookcases. I want to work on getting the interior of my house more "finished".

hoteltuesday said...

Lol. This was amazing. I love the "Who Is It (Carry My Joy on the Left, Carry My Pain on the Right)" cameo. That poster is on my wall too! We're sooo cool.
I wish I had a bigger bookshelf :(

Ryan said...

Chris D.: I have one big bookcase, and a shelves on my desk, but I still need more. This is after I moved all my science/math textbooks to my office.

Michelle M. said...

How can I send you stuff if I don't have your address?

First Toby Dog, now the panda. How will I sleep at night?

that's J-O-S-H said...

Chris D: The lake is muddy cuz our neighbor is in the process of cutting down every tree on his property. It's been raining a lot, and without the trees from his land to soak up and shield the rain, it's all been running downhill (onto our property) and murking up our pond! Shawn is actually flipping shitz over it and legal mumbo jumbo might start taking place! I'm scurred!

Enrico: We are pretty amazing. PS...do you like the Taylor Swift cameo as well?!

Ryan: My bookshelf doesn't suffice. After college I just about filled it up, but all the libroz I bought after I graduated are just sitting on my floor...like dejected slutz.

Michelle: You can have mah address any day of da week, sweetheart! [I don't know what that meanz, but it's supposed to be sexxxerz]

Polt said...

The panda is a cheap slasher flick just waiting to happen. And American Idol on the TV...how appropriate. :)

HUGZ...

Tam said...

I think you need a big boy bed sweetie, maybe that's why you are crying in it alone. Better to cry in a queen sized with a hot guy than alone in a twin. :-)

You are so lucky you have Nessie in your pond. I am jealous.

Anonymous said...

Trippy.

-Cin

Christina said...

that fucking panda dragged me to hell!

David said...

Your house is huge.

that's J-O-S-H said...

Polt: That panda turnz this normally Sassy Josh into a Scaredy Cat Josh.

Tam: I want a queen-size, but a) my room is too small, b) this bed was free aka was in the room when I moved in and c) I don't like doing grown-up stuff like bed buying. Too much pressure!

Cindy: Like my existence.

Christina: Once again...it scares the cornholez outta me!

David: I bet you say that to all the cute boyz. :p

Chris D. said...

I am sorry to hear about the tree drama. It is a shame that your neighbor is defoliating their yard. I wish Shawn good luck.

I also have a twin bed. Been waiting till I painted the master bed room to buy a queen. I still don't have a great vision for my MBR. I think I will start simple and build from there.

Rachel P said...

That was actually kind of glorious. I think the dinosaurs added the nice, homey touch. I think P!nk would be proud to see her set list displayed in such a luxurious and spacious abode.

p!nk said...

Uhm, I noticed the Taylor Swift in the corner and the American Idol logo on TV.

Anonymous said...

slide show genius?