Fleetwood Mac - "Go Your Own Way"
Megan Joy - "Rockin' Robin"
Please take note of the genius testimonialz and how beautiful all the cholaz are that they interview. Funny how they all have hard-onz for the ShamWow, yet seem to be at some sort of garage sale for it, holding unwrapped packages of this God towel. They must love them so much that they all jump in their old lady vanz and follow the ShamWow convention around the country like a bunch of hungry groupiez! If Vince was there, you know my stupid ass would be driving worldwide, buying every last ShamWow they had.
Of course beauty and genius are two tingz that don't go ignored, so here are several hilarz parodiez of this aforeposted infomercial:
I'm so strong! Eeerrrrrrgggg!
Jesus Christ Sponge!
Oh no! Party foul! No, I'm just kidding, I'm doing this on purpose.
That nose is gonna pop open...like a butterfly!
The Wedding Swimmer