...and I am completely fine with that. I'd love to effing marry Katy Perry and would do so in a heartbeat. Ignore minor details like the fact that we've never met or that I'm not attracted to her genitalia...I want her BAD. Look how gorgeous she is with parasols, kiddie poolz and banana phones!!! Lovez her!
Bugger off Alexander! She's mine, you piece of shet!